1. Sitting in the back and when you are called to give the committee, as do the delivery Benigni Oscar.
2. Responding to questions belching.
3. Smell of wine.
4. Making a mess because the prof. of you and you claim to be on her.
5. Answer the questions persistently scratching his left arm.
6. Introduce yourself with a parrot which suggests the answers.
7. Conducting the review, then turn to other students and say "What did I tell you, boys? E 'bullshit! "
8. Put in around ten days prior to 'consider the news that death is present on the day of commenting emphatically ascent from hell.
9. Laughing dismantled after each application of prof.
10. (For boys) Try to get a better grade wearing a miniskirt and bursts all the time.
11. Set fire to the statin, light a carcinogen, and tell the prof. "Start?"
12. Try to bribe the professor. with 2 euro and 30 cents.
13. Pretending to be an Erasmus student who can only say "Que pasa ?"
14. Take stock of 13 Flemish wearing clothes.
15. Do leg prof.
16. Challenge the Professor. arm wrestling.
17. When the prof. try to correct them, put her hands over her ears and make "Lallalalalallalalalallala!"
18. Begin by saying, "Professor, is the fourth time I do this test. If this time does not pass, you spit in my face, I swear. "
19. Enter intermissions between a response and another.
20. When the prof. asked to throw out the chewing gum you're chewing, the Kotor sticks discreetly under the table.
21. Whenever the prof. asked to give examples, have invariably cover all of the examples the career of Roberto Baggio.
22. Introduce yourself with a white apron and speak like a child who has serious problems in relating with others.
23. Tell the prof. "You know that looks like Bruno of prickly pear?"
24. Continually interrupt the conduct of insisting that you see the ghost of Alberto Castagna classroom.
25. Responding to questions on singing de La Pantera Rosa .
26. Persistently move the discourse on necrophilia.
27. Saying "I did not study anything," and criticize in Catanzaro close Moratti reform.
28. Begin by saying, "Well, begin this despicable charade. "
29. Answer all questions with his eyes closed, mimicking an enormous effort to remember the answers.
30. Not wanting to begin examining deprecating against not having his bag on Polish soil.
31. Hitting the prof. with a rusty pipe.
32. Pulling a strip of cocaine on the desk just before the examination begins.
33. Introduce yourself by wearing a hat with the propeller. Shit.
34. Tell the prof. to hurry up with the questions that there is a hot girl waiting for you and then
a brief description of the daughter of Professor.
35. Shave to zero during examination.
36. Answer the questions as if you were solving a crossword puzzle full of definitions do not we recall that at the time.
37. Kicking an AK-47 and threaten to kill everyone present if the prof. 30 and does not give you praise.
38. With each answer, raise your fists up saying "Go!"
39. Begin by saying "Who decided that she is doing the domade here?", Then hunt out a bottle of vodka, drinking it in one gulp, and then the spin the bottle with prof.
40. Answer every question "Apocalypse Nau. Music of the Doors."
41. Introduce yourself with a katana and staging the speech at the dinner table Beatrix Kiddo in Kill Bill Gunn Bill Vol II
42. Bring the publication of The Heritage clapping after each response.
43. Carrying out the examination sitting in a wheelchair, the first tough question, get angry and walk away from 'classroom.
44. Begin by saying, "Professor, if I fail the examination, Jesus weeps."
45. Try it with the assistant while conferring with prof.
46. Back in the 'classroom after being voted down and say that the student first was your twin brother who wanted to spite you.
47. In the midst of 'exam answer the phone, listen to the' party showing visibly worried and walk away saying, "Professor, I gotta go. It is the life of Marco Messeri. "
48. Once called by prof., Do the dance of the Maori All Blacks to give the charge.
49. (Just after being called to give) run along the row of desks smearing ketchup arms and face cursing "those broken in the ass of the Viet Cong " and jump on the professor's chair railing against the sky, simulating death Sergeant Elias (Willem Dafoe ) in Platoon.
50. Answer the questions using the alphabet bow tie.
(thanks to hollerJack for 14, 26, 30 and 49)
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