Saturday, January 30, 2010

Concited Cokcy Quotes

The Ten Rules for be a U.S. comedian

1) Being an atheist / jew / black / ex-Catholic (not all together, otherwise it's a mess)

2) Start by saying the monologue "Thanks, it's wonderful to be here" (even if you perform in Scottsdale)

3) Have on stage with a stool on a glass of water.

4) Remember the jokes about the terminally ill never stop being funny.

5) At the end of every sentence, say "... you know."

6) To dress with dark clothing.

7) Quote / prominent recontextualize jokes of colleagues improving (also applies to the Italian comedian. The criterion for the best effect of the measure of a colleague is the basis of its sensitivity. So that is all.)

8) Store in an efficient manner in which the lines using the technique of prolepsis otherwise t'incarti.

9) Hunting jacket from the brochure of some strange association and comment wryly points ambiguously described.

10) Have a few jokes in the repertoire to be used effectively against heckler.

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