Saturday, January 30, 2010

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songs are only 50 ways eg 'causes a college professor

1. Sitting in the back and when you are called to give the committee, as do the delivery Benigni Oscar.

2. Responding to questions belching.

3. Smell of wine.

4. Making a mess because the prof. of you and you claim to be on her.

5. Answer the questions persistently scratching his left arm.

6. Introduce yourself with a parrot which suggests the answers.

7. Conducting the review, then turn to other students and say "What did I tell you, boys? E 'bullshit! "

8. Put in around ten days prior to 'consider the news that death is present on the day of commenting emphatically ascent from hell.

9. Laughing dismantled after each application of prof.

10. (For boys) Try to get a better grade wearing a miniskirt and bursts all the time.

11. Set fire to the statin, light a carcinogen, and tell the prof. "Start?"

12. Try to bribe the professor. with 2 euro and 30 cents.

13. Pretending to be an Erasmus student who can only say "Que pasa ?"

14. Take stock of 13 Flemish wearing clothes.

15. Do leg prof.

16. Challenge the Professor. arm wrestling.

17. When the prof. try to correct them, put her hands over her ears and make "Lallalalalallalalalallala!"

18. Begin by saying, "Professor, is the fourth time I do this test. If this time does not pass, you spit in my face, I swear. "

19. Enter intermissions between a response and another.

20. When the prof. asked to throw out the chewing gum you're chewing, the Kotor sticks discreetly under the table.

21. Whenever the prof. asked to give examples, have invariably cover all of the examples the career of Roberto Baggio.

22. Introduce yourself with a white apron and speak like a child who has serious problems in relating with others.

23. Tell the prof. "You know that looks like Bruno of prickly pear?"

24. Continually interrupt the conduct of insisting that you see the ghost of Alberto Castagna classroom.

25. Responding to questions on singing de La Pantera Rosa .

26. Persistently move the discourse on necrophilia.

27. Saying "I did not study anything," and criticize in Catanzaro close Moratti reform.

28. Begin by saying, "Well, begin this despicable charade. "

29. Answer all questions with his eyes closed, mimicking an enormous effort to remember the answers.

30. Not wanting to begin examining deprecating against not having his bag on Polish soil.

31. Hitting the prof. with a rusty pipe.

32. Pulling a strip of cocaine on the desk just before the examination begins.

33. Introduce yourself by wearing a hat with the propeller. Shit.

34. Tell the prof. to hurry up with the questions that there is a hot girl waiting for you and then
a brief description of the daughter of Professor.

35. Shave to zero during examination.

36. Answer the questions as if you were solving a crossword puzzle full of definitions do not we recall that at the time.

37. Kicking an AK-47 and threaten to kill everyone present if the prof. 30 and does not give you praise.

38. With each answer, raise your fists up saying "Go!"

39. Begin by saying "Who decided that she is doing the domade here?", Then hunt out a bottle of vodka, drinking it in one gulp, and then the spin the bottle with prof.

40. Answer every question "Apocalypse Nau. Music of the Doors."

41. Introduce yourself with a katana and staging the speech at the dinner table Beatrix Kiddo in Kill Bill Gunn Bill Vol II

42. Bring the publication of The Heritage clapping after each response.

43. Carrying out the examination sitting in a wheelchair, the first tough question, get angry and walk away from 'classroom.

44. Begin by saying, "Professor, if I fail the examination, Jesus weeps."

45. Try it with the assistant while conferring with prof.

46. Back in the 'classroom after being voted down and say that the student first was your twin brother who wanted to spite you.

47. In the midst of 'exam answer the phone, listen to the' party showing visibly worried and walk away saying, "Professor, I gotta go. It is the life of Marco Messeri. "

48. Once called by prof., Do the dance of the Maori All Blacks to give the charge.

49. (Just after being called to give) run along the row of desks smearing ketchup arms and face cursing "those broken in the ass of the Viet Cong " and jump on the professor's chair railing against the sky, simulating death Sergeant Elias (Willem Dafoe ) in Platoon.

50. Answer the questions using the alphabet bow tie.



(thanks to hollerJack for 14, 26, 30 and 49)

Concited Cokcy Quotes

The Ten Rules for be a U.S. comedian

1) Being an atheist / jew / black / ex-Catholic (not all together, otherwise it's a mess)

2) Start by saying the monologue "Thanks, it's wonderful to be here" (even if you perform in Scottsdale)

3) Have on stage with a stool on a glass of water.

4) Remember the jokes about the terminally ill never stop being funny.

5) At the end of every sentence, say "... you know."

6) To dress with dark clothing.

7) Quote / prominent recontextualize jokes of colleagues improving (also applies to the Italian comedian. The criterion for the best effect of the measure of a colleague is the basis of its sensitivity. So that is all.)

8) Store in an efficient manner in which the lines using the technique of prolepsis otherwise t'incarti.

9) Hunting jacket from the brochure of some strange association and comment wryly points ambiguously described.

10) Have a few jokes in the repertoire to be used effectively against heckler.

Friday, January 29, 2010

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not laughed so by the death of Bambi's mother.

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Saturday, January 23, 2010

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hollerJack Goodbye ... Boom!

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Write to Normal Kombat was a short, pleasant experience.
ends here for me, give the case that being criticized in terms of editorial pressure for a two-bit blog (for what concerns the comments, come on!) differs from any I like to write what I write (which you have enjoyed or not).
He never raised interest to publish posts with constant frequency and total dedication.
I never saw that bloated mentally rubbing his hands and thinking of my target (you, dear readers).
I never had delusions of leadership in order to surpass my "colleague" in a diatribe-style horse-race ...
... and there I can do with good-byes.

E then to be honest, I can not dislodge the intrinsic admiration for the girl's boobs opposite.
We are smoking a cigarette in religious be postponed gratification.
Maybe you also do it for me ... I will pick up in the air.
Hey!


Wednesday, January 20, 2010

What Inches Of Snow Can Cancel The Flight

Afrocentrism

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I was at university, there's twenty minutes I did a test, smoked a carcinogen. Skip

a girl I know - those that s'entusiasmano also noted that water flows from the taps - greets me and goes "Hey, in the classroom engineering have exhibited the paintings of young African artists! Come on, let's see! "

politely, replied" It's not the kind of thing that interests me. And I'm smoking. "
The girl expected to end up smoking, take me by the arm and leads me in the classroom of engineering. In the classroom boys wander
blacks and professors. Cheesy paintings on the walls as an identikit Bolivian depicting gazelles, elephants, wheat fields and other crap. The photographer girl relentlessly.
I'm about to leave, when Paperetta Yè Yè me, "Hey, look!"
the middle of the classroom, on a pedestal, a large sheet in the shape of Africa (that thing is the title of a song by Toto), and above it pinned a few sentences.

"Wow! Everyone can write a thought! You do the cartoonist, draw something! "
" I'm not exactly the comic, then I do not have a pen ... "The girl
hunting me a pen from his pocket and puts it in his hand.
thought for a second and drawing this cartoon, while it forms a knot of people behind me. Return the pen to the girl and say "I gotta go, hello."

Since then the girl, when she sees me, do not greet me anymore.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Betty Boop Cake Pan For Sale

VIPP Franco

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Pippo Franco refuses to shake your hand, how do you recover from a blow like that?
Finish to go crazy and do crazy things like angry and send such a letter to Vera Chronicle.


hollerJack adds
I believe that Mr. Caramel (this old decrepit stoned, and, moreover, resident in Canada) has committed an act of outrageous, unjustified and foolish nonsense in respect of an artist at all round which Pippo Franco. "Fan" by four rubles, which in the face of attempts to slander flow so subtle not even deserve this honorable name.
Goofy, are (and always will be) on your side ... then that is the part of the righteous.


Not to mention (thanks Wanco )


Thursday, January 14, 2010

Watch Pinky And The Brain Free

Love, love ... our love is a dog obese

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Love, love. Our love is a dog obese. I still remember your chaste disjointed and unaware of the bottlenecks in the milder morpho-syntactic ambivalence. Your innocent confuse my utter the word with the word feuilleton fellatio the first time I met you. Stucchevolezza, stucchevolezza irresistible. We kissed that night, a kiss lightning striking in her naturalness of intent mutually shared. Fortunately, at that time was nothing that had anything to do with Tiziano Ferro or Sud Sound System. And no, I did not feel ready to introduce to your mother, you're embarrassing me, slut and whore! We knew each other only by half an hour. I remember the confusion of my kisses with my kisses under rain. Belissimo was kissing me. It was so spontaneous, a balanced "give and give." Then he was replaced by pleasure procuratomi your stealth and wet tongue, and your comical and playful playfully remind me that I was not kissing you but a dog.

Love, love. Our love is a dog obese. Impossible, I tell you I will always remember our first kiss with full clarity and lucid reasoning. Impressive clarity, comparable only to the porn movies in DVD format that you shot with your ex-boyfriend and seen on an LCD - Full HD 52-inch Sony monitor paid the misery of 2800 to a loss of € Mediaworld. Or so you used to tell me when he describes the your TV.

Love, love. Our love is a dog obese. I will never forget the crossings embraced under the weather, succinct terms as entomological insect pupae related to the plant by a silk belt. You were the plant. The same feeling that made me try a few months later when I saw that your mother was about to get a belt. And then the ghost of your past life relationships, a life that seemed so marked indissolubule focuses on a destiny of marriage, the mutual love our approach and the consequent removal, our long "crossing the desert," and finally reconciliation. It was like In the Mood for Love, but not Japanese so beautiful, but I understand that it could work.

Love, love. Our love is a dog obese. One of those sweet dogs, initially. A playful mutt that I could not help but cherish the moment when he looked at me with those clear, inscrutable eyes by Czechoslovak wolf, even though at first I thought to myself " you're fucking, filthy piece of shit . And over time our love grew, so grew the dog because the dog is not exactly a visionary metaphor for our love. Then came the time when we began to make love, and you know. When you begin to familiarize yourself with these things enter into a vicious circle from which it is not easy to come to the surface. I refer to the act of making love, of course, not to pat the dog. But since the dog is a metaphor for our love, we could also say "as soon as we started to make the dog", but is to be understood in abstract terms. At least I'm sure I have not trumpet a dog, or in Chinese restaurants that I attended there was a direct line of transparency with the customer.


came a time when making love (or do the dog, if you prefer) became a routine thing. Redundancy daily. Everyday it was the prince of all that which is impossible to attribute a large value. And so we continued to leave the house more often, but it was all said and done already. Yet our love grew and so did the dog, which as I said earlier is a metaphor of dubious taste on our love. It grew too much, saying jumble in our routine conventions, nell'appassimento progressive emphasis, and in our tragicomic pleasantries. The procedure is considered metaphorically the junk food of love, which in turn is defined as a metaphorical dog, and then the routine was the junk food of the dog. And so I'm 'dog shit (sorry, is that me being a little' breaking balls) are preferred waste of Burger King and KFC chicken wings and fatter visibly. He began to eat poorly and became a pig. But as pork fat dog, not because it was turning into a pig, otherwise I would have said that our love is a pig, but it's a dog to which I fastened her the derogatory term "pig."

Love, love. Our love had become an obese dog . One of those dogs lounging all day looking for food fortune, and that smell of beer or liquor, stealing money from the purse of the parents and if we all play Video Poker, one of those typical dog who comes home drunk and beats his wife. Nothing made more sense, and be able to stay together would be likely as seeing a Tibetan who plays with Type O Negative, or Nine Inch Nails, or how to see Pope Benedict XVI to play drums in a grindcore band, where the absurd thing to imagine is the concept of "German grindcore" (to make it generally true and should be consolidated escape me at least a dozen deaths each concert).

one of those dogs had become so bad that when you're in the car and you see it pop up on the roadside six sorely tempted to bend, the car in gear and push on the accelerator and put it under.

So we left.


Silly Rhyming Goodbye Sayings

Nostalgia is not what it once

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themselves now retired who spend their mornings to talk about the film Totò hate teens who spend their evenings talking about the old episodes of The Simpsons.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

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Immingrati

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A Rosarno immigrants are in revolt against the 'Ndrangheta .

not want to just learn to integrate.

Scherzo, a group is affiliated with the ultras dell'Atalanta.

Immigrants who turn against the 'Ndrangheta: it is a fact that foreigners now have to perform those jobs that Italians do not want to do.

Scherzo, in Italy there are many groups trying to stem the 'Ndrangheta: the Camorra for example.

Epifani says "A Rosarno must not die the dream of a 'right Italy. There is always Castelvolturno , no ?

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Follicular Lymphoma Blog

Serial TV USA for those who have no time to lose

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In front of the bar and office coffee machines, once you finish the talk about clothes, transfers, only happen in Italy 'these things, deals and offers Sky Mediaset Premium , we end up talking about U.S. TV shows overestimated. You'll want to be silent while mica colleagues and friends talking, thinking witty, funny how that crazy about dell'inserviente of Scrubs ("You know most of the jokes the sudden? It 's really a crazy, ah ah! "" Really? Ah, ah! Please, kiss me in the mouth as I pull a saw. Ha ha, you understand, I felt myself to improvise a joke, ha ha. Ah. ") Or how foolish for the sake of the evil plot of Smallville not to be using your kryptonite against Clark Kent?

Here is a list of practical riassuntini of television series made in the USA - see tomorrow and you'll know roughly what they're talking to your friends, you will realize what idiots they are blameless and weep bitter tears at night in bed and meditate about how crappy your life. Either that or you give a move, you see a little 'you.


How I Met Your Mother
An architect tells his children how he met his wife. To do that takes more than 5 seasons.

The Big Bang Theory
The stories of four scientists nerd. A smile like a jerk, one has Asperger's, one is Indian, is a jew. What are smiles like an idiot fucks a waitress.

House
A doctor lame insults colleagues and patients while quaff Vicodin. For some 'do not quaff more.

Weeds
Residents of a neighborhood of California and pretend smoke cannabis. As in Naples, but without the racket.

Ghost Whisperer
The owner of an antique shop talk with the dead.

One Tree Hill
Two brothers who do not agree to play basketball and after a while 'marry.

Desperate Housewives
A group of whores discovers what it feels like to be a homemaker.

Ugly Betty
An ugly girl works for a fashion magazine and no one capacity.

Nip / Tuck
Two plastic surgeons exploit its position in the world of work for key.

Numb3rs
An FBI agent can not make it to solve cases Only you and help his brother.

Lie To Me
Tim Roth discovered the Chinese.

Californication
Skin Deep . The X-Files guy is a successful writer with no talent fucks. How Baricco, but without the key. Emo has a daughter (the guy from X-Files, not Baricco. Baricco with no key. He can not even fucking female students of Holden.)

Gossip Girl
A mysterious girl public gossip news on a blog. In the end it turns out that this is Roberto D'Agostino.

Bored To Death
A writer jew you smoke the pipes.

Medium A woman living experiences
absurd. It does not live in Italy.

Parks and Recreations
Come The Office (U.S. version, the ugly), but with the parks instead of the office.

Breaking Bad
An idiot misfit and the father of Malcolm peddle.

Dexter
The story of a serial killer in the same manner of a stereotypical superhero (father dead, mission to accomplish, Nemesis, etc.).

Scrubs
a latent homosexual, and his black friend you want a lot well.

Brothers & Sisters
A family is full of trouble.

Coldcase
The Philadelphia police do the job for which you paid.

Dollhouse
There is a reason many people if not handsome personality.

Two And Half Man
Uncle Charlie Sheen is' outside the box "of an obese child.


Supernatural Two brothers hunt the demons aided by the spirit of his father while the pope continues to fuck.

Glee
A professor of English students sing nerds forcing schools to cut off funds.


Fringe JJ Abrams continues to make money. And this is the real mystery.

... now you're ready. But if you are already regular viewers of some series mentioned above, you just need to spend any more time here . Either that or have a personality, you see a little 'you.

Anyway be happy: tomorrow Ascanio can enter .