Two friends meet.
One says to another "So you're going to Spain. You must absolutely try the testicles of a bull. They have the form of two large spheres are very good. "
" Really? I must try. " The guy
side for Spain after a short time, remembers the advice of a friend, go to a restaurant and order the testicles of a bull. The waiter brings a plate with two small balls inside discolored.
"Sorry," he says, "but these would be bull testicles? "
The waiter snaps back "I do not always win the bullfighter. "
The guy comes home after a week. Had long suffered from chronic depression and delusions of persecution. At night walking around the house smoking and thinks "a loser's cock, that's what they are. To my friend the balls of a bull and the bullfighter than me. Holy shit, you can not, all I want to see ... but I took the piss? Surely it is! He and the waiter agreed. Now they will be laughing at me and think I'm an asshole. And I also believe I let him ...'m not one who reacts, maybe ... I'm really an asshole ... "
takes a gun and shoots himself in the mouth, as safe as leaving a promising career as a marine engineer, a wife and two daughters aged 3 and 7 years.
At the funeral his friend does not occur.
had died some time ago due to a bad food poisoning due to their bull testicles. Among other things, the friend was a dog owner who died after a few days of starvation.
A man enters a coffee, splash, drowned and died. He leaves his wife and two daughters 3 and 7 years.
(No, I swear, sooner or later I take seriously with the blog. The time to find one who understands Robbie compiuter, a donkey and a cinconcisore.)
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